Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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