have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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