her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
she smelled like a LAN party
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
3 2 1 whiskey
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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