google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
tell me about the fingering
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