Your tits are I can't wait for
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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