lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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