Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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