Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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