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I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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