I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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