How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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