You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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