youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
the condom got lost in my hair
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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