Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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