Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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