I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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