his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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