You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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