How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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