Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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