i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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