Welp...herpes.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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