Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
3 2 1 whiskey
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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