another moral hangover. fuck.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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