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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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