the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
