dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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