bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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