But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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