Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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