You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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