i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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