You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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