There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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