You smell like stripper and shame
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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