There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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