so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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