They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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