After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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