Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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