So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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