Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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