we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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