She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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