Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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