Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
wow bdsm is so cute
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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