i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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