im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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