told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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