Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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