Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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