Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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