you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
