To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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