Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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