I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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